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| Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 | | 9:22 pm |
| | Thursday, July 7th, 2005 | | 5:07 pm |
| | Tuesday, April 5th, 2005 | | 6:27 pm |
dear margret
today, on my way to school, i found a magic fairy. her name was margret. margret was on her way to school aswell, so i thought it would be a pretty good idea if we just walked together. she agreed. she was all like yeah thats a totally good idea lets do it. so we did. so me and margret the magic ferry are mad chilling right, like shes telling me about her shit and i am telling her about my shit ya know. and then out of know where shes all like shit muther fucker, (and its totally funny hearing her talk because shes just this little 4 inch fairy) i forgot my "gat" at home. and i was like oh parden me whats that? and shes like fuck you bitch, its a muther fucking gun hoe. and i was like oh i am sorry, but i don't think it's necessary that you call me such harsh names when explaining yourself. and she totally agreed. so anyways, i was like yo margret, why you need a gun 'n' shit? and she all says to me, yo, "school" is a code word. i am a "magic fairy" right? and i say yes it appears that way. and she says, well let me let you in on a little secret, "magic fairys" are actually secret agents from planet tron. and i was like holy macrol! tron!? no way! and shes like yeah dawg. and i was like shit son. but then i was like so what does "school" actually mean yo? and shes like, well thats not really important, all you have to know is that i am 48 and i definitly don't go to school. and i was like oh ok, yeah no worries, but you look quite good for your age. and shes like yeah well why do you think we get away with using such a code word, i have looked like this since i hatched out out that purple tron-zoid. and i was like oh, well yeah that totally makes perfect sence. and so then i was like, well margret, why are you here? i mean whats your "mission"? and then she all vanished and shit. and i was like yo margret. where the "f" are you?! and so that's why i am writing this letter, because margret is so cool, and i totally want to find her. so if anyone has seen her around, drop me a line. | | Monday, April 4th, 2005 | | 9:23 pm |
attention to everyone in the entire universe!
I have now, a website to showcase my "art". If anyone is interested in siting some art, or even perhaps perchusing some art, i would strongly suggest you to enter my website: www.crystaldorval.cjb.net ok great awsome, bye! doo doo doo, la la la. | | Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 | | 8:47 pm |
Very important! or something.
Hi! I need to sell art. i have way too much art, and i have no space. can anyone give me some ideas of how i can sell my art!? too much! take it! i will sell it cheap! i promice, one day when i am famous it will be worth something! thanks love crystal the great human roller skate. Current Mood: holy crap-tacular! | | Thursday, March 24th, 2005 | | 8:14 pm |
oh hipdinily galolly gazot
once apon a time i had lots to say and frequently updated, now i'd rather be doing crafts. don't mind if i do, thanks. | | Friday, March 4th, 2005 | | 9:20 pm |
awsome time!
everything seems to be going really well these days, i am scared now that i said that, because i am sure something crappy will come along. That seems to be how life works, everything is going so well and you are so happy but in the back of your mind it's like shit something terrible is going to happen. anyways, i just moved into my grandmas basement sweet, so i have my own little house. it rocks hecka school. i painted my room, and i have a huge closet that i am using as a mini art studio, i am bringing my organ home from dannys house, and setting up a small recording studio in my room aswell -aka- my computer and a microphone. but still! life is good, yes, the other girl that i work with is going on maternity leave soon, so my hours shall increase greatly! and and! um oh...my newts died, which isn't very happy. but! i am using their awsome cage to house my old toys. so i am making it into a little world for my micro machines and babies, and the lizard that's missing a hand, and kinder surprise toys, and you know like thoes bears and bunnies that come with a mom and their diapears change colour in water. hey did any one ever have thoes little babies that lived in things, and you open the things up and the babies are inside? they are small, like a centemeter or something. i have one in a shoe, one in a clock, then there's some that come in twos, and i had these two who came in a radio and the boy has a guitar and the girl has drums, and then there's these two that are bride and groom inside a wedding came. they are sorta like polly pockets, but a little bigger and way cooler. anyways. um yeah, i am taking a break from decorating my house right now. so i thought i would blab on about meaningless things. thanks to all the kids that replied to my note about the next vin cat show. once kris gets back i will contact you all about what's happening, and i am sure he will. coolio. bye. | | Thursday, February 24th, 2005 | | 8:42 pm |
dear live journal. a week ago, i bought 2 newts. i built them this really cool home, with things to climb on, in and under. i named the bigger newt Brockford and the smaller newt Churchill. brockford was the lively one, churchill mainly sat on the rock. Until that started changing, brockford used to try to climb out of the cage, constantly, and one day he gave up and just sat on the rock. Churchill started swimming around more, and hiding under things, and exploring, but brockford was not interested. i beleive he grew tired of trying to obtain freedom and became depressed, which eventually led to his tragic death. last night i came home to find brockford floating upside down by the rock. it looked like he was just playing around, because they always wedge themselves between the wall and rock, but he was gone. it was really sad, and i think churchill was scared because he hid under the rock for the whole night and day, he just came out tonight. hopefully churchill will hang around for while, he doesn't seem as obsessed with analysing life and situations like brockford, he's just content with what is given to him, and he makes the best of it. so i hope he is happy. | | Thursday, February 17th, 2005 | | 5:56 pm |
attention!
hello all, i am looking for outgoing theatrical people to come on stage during our next vin cat show, you will be wearing a costume and dancing accordingly, to whatever song is being played. you will have to come to some of the practices to learn what you will be doing. if anyone is serious and interested talk to me. but don't bother if you are lame and wouldn't "giver" on stage. because we need people that are exciting and theatrical, or for all you shy kids, here's your chance to wear a costume and be crazy. i can't reveal what exactly you will be doing, because it does have to be a suprise for the show. but if you are interested we will chat, and i will tell you all the details. matt graves, if you read this contact me, because i want you to be one of the guests. ok great. bye. | | Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 | | 7:47 pm |
the silent raccoon.
I was feeling a little hazey as i got off the bus the other day, i wasn't really paying attention to life, when i came across this raccoon on the ground, it was obviosuly road kill. and it was really obscure to me to see it there. the silent raccoon. in was fully intact, no sign of damage, other than a small puddle of blood beside his head. It was along a fairly busy road, so i felt a little ocward at first observing it. i started to walk away, but i couldn't, i had to go back, i was much to interested in what this silent raccoon had to say. I walked back over and stood above him, staring at it. it was weird looking at this lifeless creature. i actually wanted to pet it, because it looked so cute, aside from the puddle of blood it was still new, there were no maggots or flies, and the fur was nice a fluffy looking still. but i didn't, i just watched him. i wanted to take him off the road, i felt bad for his family that he was right out in the open for all the bastards to gawk at. but what would i do with him? where would i bring him? he was much too big to put in a bag and bring home, like that bird i found a few years back. so i left him. i left him there naked and open for all to see. i could have atleast left my coat to cover him with, but no! i didn't, instead, i did the unthinkable, i wipped out my camera, and took 2 photos of nelson. (yes, by this time i discovred his name was nelson) anyways, after i took pictures, i felt weird, but it was a significant scene in my life, i needed pictures. i walked away looking back at nelson, wondering how it happened, and how sad it was. but i had to continue on with my life, even though nelson did not get that choice. | | Sunday, January 30th, 2005 | | 6:47 pm |
oh no, now i am sad because i miss my old house, and how cool it was, and how much i liked my room, and how i lived in langford and was proud of it, because i lived there most of my life, even when it wasn't cool or a weird hick like trend to live there. i hate my new house! haha *kicks chair across room* | | 6:37 pm |
| | 6:31 pm |
what a mess!
this used to be my room. it wasn't always this messy, some days it was really clean. but on this day i took pictures because i was moving soon, and wanted to remember my old room. and i think the pictures are cool looking. even though to some people it's probably really gross. but i think they are interesting to look at. | | Friday, January 28th, 2005 | | 7:06 pm |
| | Thursday, January 27th, 2005 | | 9:01 pm |
aint gots no beef
i speak on behalf of all members of vin cat when saying we have no beef. we just like to make light of things that are really serious. | | 12:33 pm |
yesturday, me and matt got together and recorded our second song. it is a very offensive song. but we laughed a lot while making it. it is so offensive that it is funny. well actually, a lot of people would just think it's mean, and that we are going to get aids because we wrote such a song. but i think it's so funny. I am really enjoying this side project with matt. we work good together. and it is cool that i can still work musically with someone while vin cat is on hold. i think we are going to try to do some live shows, we could open for vin cat. but i will wear a costume (like nardwar in the goblins) so no one knows that i am playing in both bands. wow sweet! haha. um. if anyone wants to hear our songs, let me know. i'll give you the address. weee! well this latest one still needs to be mixed. but turtle soup is done i think. that was our first song we wrote. ok then. bye. Current Mood:  cheerful | | Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 | | 12:33 pm |
are there any heterosexual males in the world that think strippers are gross and degrating? and that it is disrespectful to go watch women take off their clothes when you have a wife or girlfriend at home? i almost give up on males i tell you. ehem *cough* bitter. don't worry i take medication so i wont kill people. Current Mood:  angry | | Monday, January 24th, 2005 | | 8:38 pm |
during a vin cat practice
 one day at practice, we thought it would be funny if kris took his shirt off and pretended to be one of thoes punk/metal band singers, where they get all sweaty and take their shirts off, and look real hardcore. so we did. and it's funny, because kris is being all hardcore screamo, and then me and danny are not hardcore looking at all. weee!
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| | Sunday, January 23rd, 2005 | | 8:20 pm |
I am writing lots of music right now, but i have failed to complete one song, i usually have no problem, i just spit out songs like they are extra limbs, but i am having troubles lately finding something i like. i have lots of parts to songs, and catchy bits, but other then that i only have one new complete song. I started thinking that my time was over, that vin cat would put out one album, actually maybe two we have a lot of songs, and then that would be it. i kept thinking about songs like dancing gypises, and how i have no clue how i wrote that song, i don't remember doing it, or what made me put this there and that here. and i was getting scared that i wouldnt be able to produce solid hits like that again. i don't mean that our songs are amazing and will be hits, but i mean for our band, i think that song is really solid sounding. haha but it's not a big deal, it's very normal. it's called writers block i have been focusing a lot on fabric painting, and more crafty like stuff lately anyways. i'll get my music bug back soon. actually i really want to write a song called "i've got british teeth" that should be a goon one, look out for it. Current Mood: wonderful, thanks. |
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